December 2011
I got the Missing E message and didn’t uninstall it Fuck the police
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My sleep schedule is not fucked up, I actually have a british biological clock.
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“I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from...”
– (via babycakeswink)
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infinity0nsigh: have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain, take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
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[walks into chair]
me: sorry
chair:
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lostwithoutathought: C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down 
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poesys: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?  WELL FUCK YOU  MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST  HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
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TYPE YOUR NAME: Juliette
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: juuliiette
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: juliette
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: julirttr
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: My mother drove me to the airport with the windows rolled down. It was seventy-five
degrees in Phoenix, the sky a perfect, cloudless blue. I was wearing my favorite shirt, sleeveless, white eyelet lace; I was wearing it as a farewell gesture. My carry-on item was a parka. In the Olympic Peninsula of northwest Washington State, a small town named Forks exists under a near-constant cover of clouds. It rains on this inconsequential town more than any other place in the United States of America. It was from this town and its gloomy, omnipresent shade that my mother escaped with me when I was only a few months old. It was in this town that I'd been compelled to spend a month every summer until I was fourteen.
Dec 29th
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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Set Fire to the Rain
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I am playing New Super Mario Wii and it’s like my favourite game ever
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babarcriss: “yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
Dec 27th
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My cousins at the Christmas dinner were like “So I was transferring the photos I took with my iPhone 4s and professional camera to my new MacBook Pro from our vacations in that Caribbean cruise while I was playing with my Kinect in my 90” HD screen…” and I was like “master has given Dobby a sock” :(
Dec 26th
-spencerreid: “don’t you die on me,” i say to my computer as i run to get the charger
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