February 2012
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
i got an 80% scholarship
now it’s official i’m moving out next semester
it’s scary but exciting at the same time
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean
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i may not have a clue who you are but i am still mortally offended that i am not on your follow forever post.